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Thursday, August 21, 2008

On How to argue with a conservative if you have to

There is an old saying, do not argue with an idiot, you will win! Speaking of idiotic conservatives, did you hear about the Republican Presumptive Presidential Nominee (and Senior Senator from Arizona) John McCain? He was asked a few weeks ago what income a person needed to be rich, he replied five million dollars a year. You know you are dealing with a fool when they give a hard number to a question that ambiguous, I would have responded, “if you have job security, your health, and a loving family you are as rich as you should ever really need to be… blah blah blah” (repeat lines from stump to do something to improve quality of life). Someone from the Obama camp responded to McCain by asking, ‘so a person who only makes three million a year is only middle class?’ Well today McCain was asked how many homes he owns, I swear you cannot make this stuff up, his response “I’ll have my staff get to you”. So far the count is an even ten. From The Huffington Post, specifically, McCain Doesn't Remember How Many Houses He Owns:
John and Cindy McCain own a plethora of houses spread throughout the United
States, including: two beachfront condos in Coronado, California, condo in La
Jolla
, California, a two-unit condominium complex in Phoenix, Arizona, three
ranch houses
located outside of Sedona, Arizona, a high-rise condo in Arlington,
Virginia, a rental loft, and, according to GQ, a loft they bought for their
daughter
, Meghan.
Damn I wish I knew McCain on a first name basis, I’d have no mortgage!

Just wait for McCain to defend himself by pointing out how crappy his transportation is, after all you know how bad private jets are on fuel economy?

Back to transportation. I was riding in to work today, and another SUV driving moron nearly killed me, what else is new? but it brings up the subject of driving in general. According to a study, the substance of which was reprinted in the Saturday August 16 Globe and Mail, a driver doing 30mph (50km/h) had to pay attention to an average of 1320 separate events every single minutes, that is 22 events per second. The human brain cannot cope with that sort of multitasking – no that wasn’t stated explicitly, I just know that from my experience. We all think we are good drivers because we do not get into accidents and we do not get busted by the cops but the fact is, we suck. Face it, if everyone else on the road is such an idiot what makes you so special? We don’t get busted because there aren’t enough cops to bust all the idiotic drivers out there, heck if the cops work an eight hour shift you’d need three times as many police as there are drivers just to stop all the lunacy. We don’t get into accidents because of pure dumb luck, or since I have a degree in math, statistical probabilities. By rights we should be smashing up the car every chance the key gets to meet the ignition.

Well I concede, behind the wheel of the car, I am bad driver, but at least I keep my eyes open for cyclists and pedestrians, on the other hand, I do so little driving these days anyway it hardly matters. A challenge, go an entire week without driving, or using fossil fuels. Electricity is allowed, use of public transit is also allowed even though that uses fossil fuels and if it is cold home heating is allowed if you keep your thermostat cooler in the winter than the summer. But walk or ride to the supermarket and ride or take the bus to work. I do it (walk to supermarket, ride to the office), besides feeling good you can save some money so that one day you too can afford ten homes!

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

On Pictures from the 'Escape The Don' ride

Well I have to admit the speed at which the MapMyRide data loads is not exactly impressing me here. Guys you may be using Apache version 2.0.52 on Redhat Linux but your site is still too damned slow. What kind of database backend is that? MySQL? (Okay that was just mean, I'm sorry.) The secret is cluster and use a big pipe, and what is the PE router? I like the Cisco CRS-1 but I am told Juniper makes some nice routing technology too.

Its official boys and girls, Michael has spent too much time in the data centre!

For those of you who basically understood none of the above, don't worry about it, I was just being a total computer nerd, but hey when outside of my day job can I show off my fancy computer networking know-how?

Anyway as promised here are the images. Both were taken by Dan prior to the start of last night's hammer and drop feast.

I think I was explaining something when this was taken. And I am sure Thi was telling me how I would be so fast tonight, minutes before I end up breathing the dust his back wheel kicked up.

On 'An Escape The Don Ride'

I am too tired and it is too late for the details, but here is the route.



One thing I will say, on Lawrence just east of Mt. Pleasant I saw a bunch of blinking red lights, I was a little way behind the pack so I figured they must have waited for me. Then instead of turning south on Mt. Pleasant as planed the lights went on straight to Yonge. When I caught up I realised it was one guy with a bunch of lights, leaving me even further behind, oops!

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

On Pictures from the August 17 ride

Well MapMyRide.com is either painfully slow or just not working. I left my browser pointed at my previous post for over an hour and the route still does not show up. So the sound you hear is the sound of me giving up - I am a quitter, that and Bikely works too, with less overhead.

Anyway I just got around to downloading the pictures from the last ride, courtesy of James.
Top reason why a tripod is a good thing? Because when the image is this small the only reason I even know I am in here is because I was there when they took the picture. This should have been a time lapsed image. Anyway if you want to look hard, I am in the centre, wearing a BCC jersey.
Hard to miss me in this image!

Still can't find me? Better get your eyes checked! Now who is that handsome guy who needs to shave?

Monday, August 18, 2008

On MapMyRide.com

My manager at the office made, rightfully so, merciless fun of me when I signed an email with all the stupid letters after my name. Sometimes you just need too think a problem through to fix it. In the case of Mapmyride.com, I just needed to recreate my profile and the problem is resolved, never needed to reinstall all my Garmin software, or packet sniff the exchange between the my PC and the MapMyRide web servers.

On Reflections And The Rides Of The Past Weekend.

I have not yet transferred my GPS data to any web site, so I'll just post through Bikely which is actually a really nice light tool. (If I could figure out how to export my data to GPX file, then Bikely is probably all I'd ever use.)

Here is my Saturday morning ride.



Now Bikely does not approve of illegal left turns or use of bike trails, probably uses Google's mapping engine for cars so this is not the exact route I took, but it is close. As for Sunday, well it was a little further.





After the ride I went to my parents to look after their dogs. One odd thing, many people said the ride was the same speed as normal (during the ride), but it sure felt like a hammer feast. Of course now when I review the BCC blog more than one comment suggests that actually things did feel pretty fast this time. About 10km into the ride, while still on Kingston Road, Q.B., Thi and someone else (could not tell who) did a brake away, as Q.B. was planning on doing a 140km fast. What struck me though, was when they did the brake away the pack was doing 39.4km/h and had been sustaining that on level ground for about 5 minutes. Okay, we are not Tour De France cyclists, but on the other hand, 40km/h isn't fast enough? (!) Well no one ever said Q.B. or Thi were slow.

I had to make an emergency adjustment to my front derailuer as a result I cut my ride short, but still 100km on a Sunday morning is nothing to frown about, especially since I got home too early to go to the store (Cycle Solutions) and get a proper mechanic to look at my bike - the store had not yet opened.

In other news I am really gratified by the response so far to my little plan to ride around Lake Simcoe, but I think I better spell things out in better detail so people know what they are getting themselves into, this is no trivial ride through the park. First some time later this year or perhaps early in 2009 I am going to drive the route around Simcoe. I am not bothering with the journey to Simcoe because I have already seen that ground a couple times, it is fine. As for the 110km I will be studying, I want to make sure the roads have a reasonable traffic volume, too much and we have to consider alternatives. I also want to make sure the roads are in good shape, a good, well maintained, road is important. If anyone wants to help out in this regard it would be welcome, 110km of driving back country roads is going to be rather tedious and I'm not sure Lesley would be keen on the whole thing.

Starting in March I will begin to train, at first 80~100km, after a few rides of that distance I will scale it (hopefully in April) up to 120~160km rides, then in May 180~220km, June: 240~280km. Ideally by mid July I will be ready for the big one. I have to sort out the details of the training plan but I may try to integrate it into the BCC rides, hopefully drum up more interest this way. My goal for the 300km is maintain a steady 28~32km/h speed, stopping once in Barrie and once in Simcoe on the way home. I did reverse the direction around the lake, I figure it's better to ride through Barrie early in the morning at the start than later in the day when traffic is likely to be worse. I may also revise the route North, and dodge Barrie completely, more thought is clearly required. All riders are expected to have:

  • at least one spare tube and two CO2 cartridges (or hand pump and willingness to pump to 120 PSI)
  • a patch kit or second inner tube
  • powdered drink mix, i.e. Endurox or Eload
  • two full water bottles, (or more if required, there will be stops every roughly 100km to refill)

Other items that can be shared, but an effort should be made to distribute the weight for these items (actually I already have all of these, but if someone is willing to take one of each for the duration, that way the weight stays moderate):

  • a multitool
  • a pair of tire leavers (or a speed leaver)
  • a first aid kit (its a mini one, weighs about 100g)
  • a spoke wrench for Mavic wheels (something tells me I won't be the only person there on Ksyriums.)
  • a CO2 pump

In totally unrelated news, there was an article about John Edwards emailed to me today. Remember John Edwards, he was Kerry's running mate in the 2004 Presidential elections? He recently admitted to having a... oh I cannot write this it is so horrible... are you ready? Are you sure? Alright, he slept around with someone other than his dearest cancer ridden Elizabeth Edwards - sort of like oh, John McCain and Lance Armstrong. Well anyway it seems his career in politics is over because he had an affair and everyone is awfully busy denouncing him. Well in the spirit of being a good contrarian I wrote the following (corrected grammar and spelling for my Blog, but this is what I wrote):



    • Would someone, please, for the love of my mental health, explain to me why a former presidential candidate, or even the sitting president's extra martial affairs have any bearing whatsoever on the governance of a nation. FDR was wheel chair bound and managed to win World War II (well alright he passed away a month before VE day but close enough) yet he had an affair. Kennedy prevented the Cuban Missile Crisis from ending the World, while thanks to Addison's disease was nearly wheel chair bound himself, he had multiple affairs. Johnson had the great society, NASA - every Re publican's closet wet dream, the War in Vietnam - and he had an affair.

      The current President has done the following:
    • largest national debt in the history of the World
    • diminished America's standing after 9/11
    • fought a Vietnam style war in Iraq
    • turned a nation building exercise in Afghanistan into another Vietnam
    • destroyed the US economy thanks to banking laws written by the banking lobby and signed off by the Republican congress and president years ago, i.e. 2001,2002.
    • done nothing to end the dependence on oil from the very countries most responsible for the attacks of 9/11.

      But hey, GWB never had an affair!

Friday, August 15, 2008

On My Latest Goals

I have not yet done the Lake Ontario to Simcoe and back, but I have already started to dream up an even more ambitious goal. Anyway, here is my one goal for 2008 (actually my original goal was Hamilton and back, turned out that was too easy, so this is my revised goal).




Now this is my target for 2009, it will be hard, it will require not just physical strength but also a mental stamina I am not entirely sure I have, but if I can do this in one day, well maybe I really should think about the Race Across America.




Any pure bred skaters still reading my blog, you may now turn green with envy. To everyone else, who is with me? Its 297km of rolling green fields and big blue lake Simcoe! Best of all, its bragging rights. If you ever meet someone who asks you what the farthest you've ever ridden - a question I get asked, you won't say an arbitrary number of miles or kilometers, instead you can say, from Lake Ontario to Simoce around the lake and home. And when they ask how far it is, you get to say, oh, just shy of 300km. And if their jaw still hasn't smacked the floor, you can point out its like riding from Toronto to Rochester, without the silly wait at the border crossing.

Now who is with me?