Watching the Paris-Roubaix

Well someone on a Specialized Roubaix won the Paris-Roubaix again, this time Fabian Cancellara of time trialing fame. Of course I cannot watch, Versus carries the race at 6 Eastern (right now!) But in Canada we don't get Versus, we get OLN which means instead of one of the great bike races of the year, we get re-runs of "Survivor Man". Hey Americans get President Obama, Universal Health Care, and real television (if you exclude Faux news... and most of the rest of the drival, that we get too anyway), maybe I should move to The States. Arrrgh! Anyone from OLN who ever happens to read this, pull the dumbass reruns, put a proper event on the idiot box, please, pretty please.