On Riding Faster and use of four letter words

I found this article on the relative advantages of Aerobars (also know as Tri-bars) Time Trial Bikes and Time Trial Helmets. Now I'd like to think I am really secure well adjusted individual, but I strongly doubt I'd be willing to wear a time trial helmet. They just look too goofy. Sorry guys, maybe if I came in a close second I'd get a TT helmet.

The following is a joke that's been making its rounds on the Internet, I liked it.

When is @#$% Acceptable?

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean,we are sinking?"-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"-- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"-- Bill Clinton, 1998

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this@%#*^ing mad." Stephen Harper, December 2008